Pigs spotted flying after Brock Osweiler wins playoff game

Police and 911 dispatchers, in the greater Houston area, have been flooded calls with calls  since Saturday.

And all of the calls are reporting similar incidents.

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According to local dispatcher Bess Langton, callers are reporting numerous pigs flying throughout the Houston area.

“The calls started about 6:30-7:00 p.m.” said Langton on Monday. “Folks were calling and saying they had seen a number of pigs flying around their neighborhoods. We just assumed that it was a prank, or they were drunk, or something.”

Houston Chief of Police Hubert Turner has a different theory.

“The timing of those calls seems to align perfectly with the end of the Houston Texans playoff victory over the Oakland Raiders.” Turner speculated.

“A widespread investigation of the area has concluded that these reports are actually  happening.” he continued. “It’s hard for us here to be reporting this to you, but it does seem to be a fact. Brock Osweiler winning a playoff game seems to have triggered this bizarre series of events, and at this point we are just hoping that the apocalypse isn’t coming next.”

 

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