2015 NBA Finals Preview

Team Cleveland Cavaliers Golden State Warriors
Best Player Some guy named LeBron James that you’ve probably never heard of because ESPN refuses to give the poor guy any coverage whatsoever. Stephen Curry who looks like he’s the 12 year old kid down the street that is beating you in your own driveway.
Head Coach LeBron James Steve Kerr
Key to Winning LeBron will have to carry a team of former New York Knicks and Denver Nuggets as he has all season because he’s such an amazing player. They shoot. A lot. And if they are in a pinch Steve Kerr can knock down a few shots himself.
Typical Fan You can recognize them by the charring on their LeBron jerseys from when they burned them back in 2010. In fact, they may still reek of smoke. But that could be from the Cuyahoga River too. They are chameleons. They are currently wearing Warriors gear and last year it was San Francisco Giants stuff. But in the 80’s it was Lakers, Oakland A’s and Raiders garb. So you know…typical California fan.
What it means if they win LeBron James is the greatest player who has ever lived. Charles Barkley will have to eat his words that “no jump shooting team will ever win an NBA title.” Like Barkley has ever minded eating anything.
What it means if they lose LeBron is the worst player who has ever lived. Cleveland would win a major sports title. Head to a bunker. The end of the world is nigh.
How they could lose The Warriors offense manages to outscore the offensive juggernauts that Cleveland has faced so far in the playoffs. (Boston 95 PPG, Chicago 91 PPG, Atlanta 93 PPG)  The Warriors offense struggles to match their playoff average of 104 PPG while playing the likes of New Orleans, Memphis, and Houston.
Under the radar team member I know LeBron hates hearing this but David Blatt must be doing something right. The Warriors medical trainers who are apparently still following concussion testing standards from the 1960s.

Who should win the 2015 NBA Finals

If LeBron James is better than Michael Jordan beating a finesse perimeter team like the Warriors shouldn’t even cause him to break a sweat. Cavs in 5.

Who will win the 2015 NBA Finals

Golden State in 6.

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